Real Moms Confess to Their ‘Little White Lies’.

Mom life isn’t easy. As parents and role models, we teach our kids the values of honesty and being truthful but sometimes, we do resort to little white lies to prevent an epic meltdown or simply to save us from answering the question ‘why’ for the hundredth time. This Mother’s Day, we celebrate moms by talking to real moms who confess to their ‘little white lies’.

Disclaimer: We are not promoting lying to kids, or to anyone. This post is intended for pure humor.

“I tell my 11-year-old son if he is on time for school this week he can stay home all of next week.”
—Misty, Mother of 4

“I tell my 6-year-old daughter that when the ice cream truck plays music, it means they are out of ice cream.”
—Tiffany, Mother of 1

“I told my 2-year-old that Halloween was about collecting candy for mommy and daddy.”
—Nikki, Mom of 1

“All the animals are sleeping right now so we can’t go to the zoo in winter. We unplug the TV or let the batteries run down on the tablet and tell him it’s broken.”
—Melissa, Mom of 1

“If you play with your Willy it will fall off.”
—Christine, Mom of 1

When my son was three or four years old, whenever he asked for candy or cookies, I would tell him I’d check the package and see if he could have it. And then I would say, “Oh no, it says you have to be 12 years old.” Or if it was something he was allowed but within a limit, I would say, “Oh okay, it says you have to eat three veggies and brush your teeth right after.”
—Katherine, Mom of 1

“My son thinks that Toys R Us is just a toy testing place. You can’t buy or bring home toys. You can only look.”
Zoe, Mom of 2

“All my kids grew up thinking that a red dot appeared on their foreheads that only mom and dad could see if they lied. I also told my middle son that Nutella was poo sauce.”
Kara, Mom of 3

Daddy takes the TV remote batteries to work. Sorry, we can’t watch it during the day!”
Shelley, Mom of 1

“If you lie, your nose will grow and you’ll have a huge old man nose by the time you start kindergarten. My 4-year-old then tells the truth while touching her nose.”
Elizabeth, Mom of 2

“Jesus can see you in the washroom and tells me if you washed your hands.”
Elisa, Mom of twins

“The Youtube app doesn’t work on the iPad.”
Adriana, Mom of 1

“If you kiss on the lips you’ll get a cold sore.”
Enea, Mom of 2

“In summer, while playing with water, I tell them the water ran out and now we have to wait for it to fill up again. I also shut off the Wi-FI and say that someone else is using it, we all have to take turns.”
Linda, Mom of 2

“If you pick your nose or eat boogers, it will make you smaller.”
Elise, Mom of 2

“It is dangerous to go into Mommy’s room.”

FangYOU1314 Canvas Shake Shoes Breathable Sports Casual Shoes (Color : Gray, Size : 5.5 UK) B07H96TVYQ ParentFangYOU1314 Breathable Ms. Student Joker Fly Mesh Shoes Non-slip Wearable Casual Shoes (Color : Gray, Size : 5.5... B07H96WPCG Parent , FangYOU1314 Soft Bottom Casual Shoes Ladies Outdoor Simple Shoes (Color : White, Size : 6 UK) B07H96YDTZ ParentFangYOU1314 Casual Jogging Walk Breathable Strap Hollow Shoes (Color : Gray, Size : 5.5 UK) B07H96YRQX ParentFangYOU1314 White Shoes Thick Bottom Breathable Wild Casual Shoes Comfortable Running Shoes (Color : White, Size... B07H97312T ParentFangYOU1314 Mesh Breathable White Shoes Slope With Student Shoes Casual Shoes (Color : White, Size : 6 UK) B07H97H3JM Parent , FangYOU1314 Casual Cross Straps With Breathable Non-slip Sport Shoes (Color : White, Size : 7 UK) B07H97HZ4B Parent , FangYOU1314 Women's Casual Leather Strap Solid Color White Shoes (Color : White, Size : 7 UK) B07H97LMH8 Parent , FangYOU1314 Casual Shallow Mouth Comfortable Strap White Shoes Female Slope With Sports Shoes (Color : White,... B07H97YDRG Parent , Fuxitoggo Leather Soft Women Shoes Rocker Sole Casaul Loafers (Color : Black, Size : UK 7.5) B07HHQ276P ParentFangYOU1314 Colorblocking Light Mouth Muffin Bottom Casual Sports Shoes (Color : Gray, Size : 5 UK) B07H98QBX5 Parent , Qiusa Bowknot Shoes Women Tassel Leather Platform Casaul Loafers (Color : Brown, Size : UK 4.5) B07HHRSK6V Parent , FangYOU1314 Flat Mesh Breathable Casual Shoes Harajuku Ugly Running Shoes (Color : Blue, Size : 6.5 UK) B07H9DWW9F Parent , Fuxitoggo Breathable Shoes Women Leather Large Size Hollow out Platform Loafers (Color : Black, Size : UK 7.5) B07HHPRD66 ParentFuxitoggo Bowknot Shoes Women Tassel Leather Platform Casaul Loafers (Color : Brown, Size : UK 4.5) B07HHQ7Y66 ParentFangYOU1314 Casual Mesh Breathable Sports Shoes Rubber Sole Anti-skid Shoes (Color : White, Size : 6.5 UK) B07H9WGSSC ParentFuxitoggo Tassel Hollow out Women Shoes Leather Bowknot Platform Loafers (Color : Red, Size : UK 4.5) B07HHR4S1D ParentQiusa Tassel Hollow out Women Shoes Leather Bowknot Platform Loafers (Color : Red, Size : UK 3.5) B07HHRHCVP Parent , Fuxitoggo Breathable Shoes Women Leather Large Size Hollow out Platform Loafers (Color : Beige, Size : UK 6.5) B07HHRQWJH ParentFuxitoggo Platform Shoes Women Leather Comfort Soft Slip on Loafers (Color : Gray, Size : UK 2.5) B07HHRZ7LQ Parent , Qiusa Breathable Shoes Women Leather Large Size Hollow out Platform Loafers (Color : Black, Size : UK 6.5) B07HHRQWCK Parent , Fuxitoggo Tassel Hollow out Women Shoes Leather Bowknot Platform Loafers (Color : Black, Size : UK 4.5) B07HHR543W ParentQiusa Breathable Shoes Women Hollow out Leather Platform Loafers (Color : Red, Size : UK 4.5) B07HHRS3KS Parent , FangYOU1314 Harajuku Style Wild Cloth Breathable Casual Shoes Non-slip Running Shoes (Color : White, Size : 4.5... B07H982F2D ParentFuxitoggo Breathable Shoes Women Hollow out Leather Platform Loafers (Color : White, Size : UK 7.5) B07HHRS3QF Parent , Fuxitoggo Leather Shoes Women Large Size Comfort Soft Loafers (Color : Gray, Size : UK 2.5) B07HHS3W6W ParentFuxitoggo Bowknot Shoes Women Tassel Leather Platform Casaul Loafers (Color : Red, Size : UK 3.5) B07HHRT8N5 ParentQiusa Hollow out Women Shoes Breathable Comfort Leather Platform Loafers (Color : Blue, Size : UK 6.5) B07HHSHGG9 Parent , Qiusa Leather Soft Women Shoes Rocker Sole Casaul Loafers (Color : Brown, Size : UK 6.5) B07HHRS3MK Parent ,

FangYOU1314 Shake Shoes Slope With Canvas Size Shoes Bottom abek-30599 Composite Bottom Shoes (Color : Red, Size : 7 UK) B07H7GBYX6 Parent d63f91a - dieta-dimagrante-veloce.com